NobleWorks - Funny Happy Birthday Card with Envelope - Congrats Greeting Card for Senior Citizens, Birthday Fun - Brain Change C3230BDG

• COVER - I've reached that age where my brain goes from "You probably shouldn't say that." to "What the hell, let's see what happens." INSIDE GREETING: "You're Really Old." Happy Birthday!
• SIZE - Some styles are available blank or with a greeting inside. Fits neatly in an elegant, sturdy 5" x 7" paper mailing envelope with a pointed flap.
• SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
• AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. Were an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association.
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People reach a certain age when they realize they probably should keep their peace, but then they think: what the hell, why not blurt out something probably inappropriate, what do I have to lose? That funny, frank, elderly stage is brilliantly illustrated and humorously worded on this witty, bright purple and yellow, brainy B-Day card. So, go ahead and unabashedly state it: wish someone super old and special a wonderful celebratory day of birth commemoration with this garrulous, guileless card; you won’t regret it.