NobleWorks - Funny Happy Birthday Card with Envelope - Congrats Greeting Card for Elderly, Birthday Fun - Older than Dirt C6879BDG

• COVER TEXT: It's time to admit you're older than dirt... INSIDE GREETING: ...And celebrate another year above ground. Happy Birthday from one relic to another!
• SIZE: Some styles are available blank or with a greeting inside. Fits neatly in an elegant, sturdy 5 x 7 Inch paper mailing envelope with a pointed flap.
• ABOUT THE CARD: Keeping US jobs at home, our products are proudly Made in The USA for more than 35 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greeting cards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our Print on Demand technology is eco friendly, reduce waste and minimize environmental impact.
• ABOUT US: Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division - is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or from authorized resellers.
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Better to be 'older' than dirt, than 'of' dirt. That's the hilarious, colorful, good-natured message dug up and shoveled out on this blue, purple, green, red and dirt colored B-Day humor card. The good cheer is delivered in spadefuls when you toss this witty, wonderful, six-feet-over card to somebody special successfully celebrating yet another big breathing birthday.