NobleWorks - Funny Happy Birthday Card with Envelope - Congrats Greeting Card, Birthday Fun - Not a Drill C7233BDG

• INSIDE GREETING: "It's a real birthday ... get hammered! Happy Birthday" COVER - This Is Not A Drill
• CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
• USE - The perfect, Humorous card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
• SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!

We could say this educational and hilarious B-Day card is for that real tool celebrating their birthday. Actually, we just did. But not to be too cruel, this bright green, red and white, funny, pounded-out greeting is perfect for anybody with a workmanlike sense of humor, if not home improvement. Nailed it!