Poop Knife Gag Gift

Product description 💩 Yes, this is for real! Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! This knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas. Never to be mistaken for a box opener again, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick. Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter. #originalpoopknife www.originalpoopknife.com Original Poop Knife Legal Disclaimer Offered with explicit approval of "LearnedButt", the creator of the original and viral reddit confessions thread