Polished Gentleman Growth and Thickening Shampoo and Conditioner - With Organic Beard Oil - For Best Look (118ml Small)

• MY GOOD MEN! The beards have come! Care for them with beard shampoo & conditioner containing my best beard oil! I declare your beard will look like a rabid mongoose no longer!
• I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION GOODMAN. Do you tire of owning 47 different types of beard balm, beard shaper and beard conditioner? Well, I have a solution better than that Trojan horse idea
• YOU MAY OWN A BEARD BRUSH, BEARD COMB, BEARD BEANIE AND BEARD TRIMMER. These will give semblance of taming your hairy holiness, but I do declare Polished Gentleman will give perfection!
• STOP LOLLYGAGGING WITH YOUR FACE! Do you even know what's in your beard softener goodman? You don't have to be Steve Jobs to do the research. My organic formula will make your beard fuller than a landfill in Northern California!
• I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT FACIAL HAIR GROWTH! Tea tree! Rosemary! Biotin! Aloe! Argan Oil! Peppermint Oil! Manuka Honey! Eucalyptus! I rest my case goodman! Makes a great Xmas present.

Product description I declare your beard will be written in history books hundreds of years from now. Your beard will stand along Lincoln, Socrates, and goodman Mr. Norris himself!Organic ingredients? Of course! Beard growth? Yes goodman. Thicker Beards? Covered. Fuller Beards? Checkmark on that. Facial hair growth that would make Shakespeare look like a pre-pubescent teenager? Do you even need to ask? Having the best beard is no longer up to a higher power my goodman! I have a beard shampoo & conditioner that will make your face look like a sculpture that Michelangelo would have a hard time creating! Polished Gentleman will complement your beard grooming kit better than Ryan Gosling in a romantic comedy. You may have had beard shapers, beard conditioners, beard balms, beard softeners and beard shampoos before, but Polished Gentleman makes your beard thicker than an American addicted to fast food chains. Be a gentleman and get this shampoo & conditioner yesterday. Indications Polished Gentleman will make your beard thick, full, hairy and simultaneously give your beard composure that belongs in the Academy! Use Polished Gentleman to score the girl with your beard, use for a promotion, use for a discount, use for a revolution! Any beard, any time, anywhere! I guarantee a firm handshake if you carry it in your pocket for constant use. Ingredients Shampoo: Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Organic, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Propanediol, Polysorbate 80, Cellulose Gum, Xanthan Gum, Manihot Esculenta (Tapioca) Starch, Palmitoyl Oligopeptide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Niacinimide, Biotin, Panthenol (Vit B5), Galactoarabinan, Oat Amino Protein, Serenoa Serrulata Fruit Extract, Mica, Flonac Pearl MF-10C, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Oil, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Peppermint Oil, Centipeda Cunninghamii (Cehami), Leptospermum Scoparium (Manuka) Mel, Malus Domestica Fruit Cell Culture Extract , Glycerin, Lecithin, Honey (Mel), Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Phenoxyethanol Conditioner: Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Organic, Behentrimonium Methosulphate, Dimethicone, Emulsifying Wax, Panthenol (Vit B5), Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Niacinimide, Palmitoyl Oligopeptide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Oat Amino Protein, Galactoarabinan, Citrus Sinensis (Orange) Peel Oil, Organic, Peppermint Oil, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Biotin, Serenoa Serrulata Fruit Extract, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Malus Domestica Fruit Cell Culture Extract, Lecithin, Phenoxyethanol, XanthanGum Directions Directions Wash beard with shampoo, apply conditioner for maximum volume, use beard oil for a smooth beard.