Funny Plonker Birthday Card for Him Her Friend Brother Sister – Only Fools Style Yellow Van Joke C114

• Hilarious birthday card inspired by a classic British sitcom – perfect for fans of dodgy deals and yellow three-wheelers
• Features bold text: 'This time next year... you'll be a year older and still a plonker!' – guaranteed to get a laugh
• A5 size (5x7 inches), printed on premium 280gsm card with a coloured envelope included
• Blank inside so you can scribble your own nonsense – or just draw a stickman, up to you
• Designed, printed and posted with eco-friendly packaging – no dodgy knock-offs here

For the legend in your life who still can’t work out how to boil an egg or use a sat nav – this cheeky birthday card is a proper belter. With a nod to Britain’s favourite wheeler-dealer duo and their iconic yellow van, this design delivers vintage vibes and classic banter in one hilarious hit. Printed on thick 280gsm card stock, it’s proper quality – unlike their get-rich-quick schemes. Comes with a coloured envelope to match the chaos, and it’s blank inside for your own charming message, savage roast, or questionable drawing. Ideal for him, her, mates, siblings, colleagues – basically anyone who still acts like a plonker. Whether you’re a Del Boy or a Rodney, this card is cushty for anyone with a good sense of humour.