Johnny Onions and the Vampire Queen (A Rumble in the Rhondda)

When vampires take over a small mining village in the Rhondda Valley, their queen cannot be killed by any method in Stoker's Illustrated Manual of Nosferatu Nobbling. There is no concept of chwarae teg (fair play) where bloodsuckers are concerned. The fearless fampir hunters of Pontgarw are locked in a life or undeath struggle they cannot afford to lose. Johnny's kung-fu fighting grandmother has the solution. It lies with something nobody would ever expect ... an extra-special something that involves currants and cold tea.Johnny Onions and the Vampire Queen is the first in R.S. Pyne's Rumble in the Rhondda series of short novels and is just over 50,000 words in length.