Funny Get Well Soon Card – A5 “Sorry Your Bumhole Has Been Poorly” Cheeky Humour Greeting Card – Rude Recovery, Hospital & Surgery Card for Friends, Family, Colleagues – Includes Envelope

• Hilarious Get Well Soon Card – Features the cheeky message “I’m sorry your bumhole has been poorly – I won’t kiss it better but I hope you get better soon.”
• Perfect for Friends & Family – A light-hearted, rude but caring way to support someone going through hospital stays, medical treatment, or recovery.
• Premium A5 Size – Large A5 card (21 x 14.8 cm) with bold, colourful print that makes your message stand out.
• Includes Envelope – Comes with a matching envelope for easy gifting or posting.
• Designed in the UK – Unique medical joke card you won’t find on the high street – exclusive design from Stoma Styles.

Bring a smile to someone’s face with this cheeky and funny get well soon card! This A5 card features the bold message “I’m sorry your bumhole has been poorly – I won’t kiss it better but I hope you get better soon,” paired with a playful cartoon design. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues, this card is ideal for those recovering from hospital stays, medical procedures, or just needing a laugh while they get better. Printed on premium card stock with a smooth matte finish, the card is blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt, funny or supportive message. Each card comes with a matching envelope for easy gifting. A unique alternative to traditional recovery cards, this rude and humorous greeting card is the perfect way to show you care while keeping things light.