Doo Doo Disaster Defense - 7 Item Shart Survival Kit - Funny Poop Prank Gag Gift - Poo Emergency Kit - Novelty Fart Potty Pack

• Most Complete Kit - The Doo Doo Disaster Defense is the most complete Emergency Poop kit, including 7 items: Clean Undies, Wet Wipe Pack, Tissue Pack, Disguise Mustaches, Disposable Bag, Clip On Badge, Instructions to walk you through the dirty work, and a Metal Case for reliable storage.
• The "Oh Crap" Kit- Thought it was just a fart? Think again. This kit has your back (and your backside) when disaster strikes.
• Because Life is Unpredictable - You plan for taxes and rent, but why not code brown? Stay ready so you never have to run ready.
• More Reliable Than Coffee - Coffee gets you going… sometimes too much. When nature misfires, this kit is your personal hazmat team. Short, snappy, and funny—let me know if you want more!

Product description Because life’s little doo doo accidents don’t always give you a warning. When poo moment strike, you need more than just quick thinking—you need a poopie kit packed with emergency essentials, including Clean Undies, Wet Wipe Pack, Tissue Pack, Disguise Mustaches, Disposable Bag, Clip On Badge, Instructions to walk you through the dirty work, and a Metal Case for reliable storage. Don't let a dood doo derail your day—be prepared to laugh it off and keep going! Safety Warning Ages 14 and Up