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Bubblegum Stuff - Desktop Daddies Calvin the Cop Funny Fidget Toy for Co-Workers and Secret Santas, Adult Woodpecker Gift that’s (Just) Safe for Work

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  • 💯 THE ULTIMATE DESKTOP DISTRACTION Transform your workstation into a babestation with the Desktop Daddy — twelve inches of shiny, slidy pole for your miniature man to master. Say goodbye to boring desk décor and hello to the dirtiest distraction in desktop history.
  • 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL — IT’S CALVIN Meet Calvin – the cheeky cop who’s here to patrol your desktop and arrest your concentration. One pull and he’s up on duty, then sliding down like he’s chasing a suspect into your fantasies (spoiler: it’s you). He’s serving law, serving looks, and issuing citations for being too damn distracting. Hands where we can see them… preferably on the pole
  • 🙏 JUST WHAT YOUR WORKDAY NEEDS Picture it: you’re hungover, your lunch is on its way, and your boss drops another job onto your already stacked plate. Do you crack on? Of course not. Gurl, you forward everything to the “laterbase” and switch your attention to your Desktop Daddy.
  • 😍 COLLECT ALL SIX Calvin is just one sixth of the Desktop Daddies range. Check out Jose the Fireman, Jesse the Cowboy, Stanley the Butler, Levi the Builder, and Valentino the Sailor. Each one is hunkier than the next. You couldn’t have all six on your desk… Could you?!
  • 🎁 TURN UP THE HEAT ON VANILLA GIFTS Tall, slim and utterly shameless, Calvin is the ultimate just-for-fun product – a guaranteed attention-grabber in any office. Perfect for co-workers, Secret Santas, students and remote workers alike, nothing elevates a desk quite like a Daddy.
Product details
Brand
Bubblegum Stuff
Manufacturer
Bubblegum Stuff
Material
Plastic
Size
12 inches
Model number
BG2528
Part number
2528
EAN
5060343428188

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Sigalit
🇮🇱 · January 2026
★★★★★

I wrote to Bigamart's customer support and they accompanied the process of reshipping the item until it finally arrived. I felt a genuine effort to solve the problem till it was finally solved.

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Verified buyer
🇦🇺 · November 2025
★★★★★

The package was here in Australia from England in a few days — so quick! Something was missing and they refunded it straight away. Pretty happy with these guys.

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